Alright, authors, I’ve got a crazy idea that just might work. The glorious team that Brock has assembled is going to go in two different paths. In one, Sidewinder and Robert Stephenson are going back in time. Where, I don’t know, good luck with that one. The second group, Alexander Graham Bell, Billy the Kid, and Jules Verne will be going to retrieve Mark Twain. I figured that Nathan and Will could write Sidewinder while Spencer and Gabe wrote Alexander’s and the others. If this is a terrible idea, just ignore it Spencer, and keep writing normally. But I think it would be alot of fun. Anywho, here we go…

THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SIDEWINDER (PART 3)

All of them stood quietly. Oscar Wilde shot Sidewinder’s crotch with his water gun.

“Damn you Wilde!” cried Sidewinder, “We have no time for your petty comedy!” The room stood even stillier than before. Everyone knew Wilde was the world’s best bet to defeat Weishaupt, although how no one exactly knew.

“Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace,” said Wilde putting his water pistol into his fur-lined purple velvet over coat, “I hope someday you’ll understand that Sidewinder.” Wilde turned and walked out of the hall.

“That was awkward,” said Henry.

“Quite,” added Verne.

“Once again Sidewinder you have managed to obliterate any chance our team had of success,” said Bell dapping his crotch with a hanky, “Is there anyone else you would like to antagonize before we continue?”

Sidewinder gave Bell a cold look. He was always trying to challenge his authority and leadership over the group.

“Alright, we need to split up. Henry, Verne, Bell. You three take Verne’s steam powered submarine and go to Twain’s steam powered underwater laboratory/international gambling den. Get him and bring him back here, its a mystery as to why he isn’t already. Stephenson, come with me.”

Stephenson quickly followed Captain Sidewinder as he began to exit the room.

“Where are you going Sidewinder?” inquiried Alexander Graham Bell. Captain Sidewinder stopped and turned.

“Not where Bell, but When. Stephenson and I,” Sidewinder paused for dramatic effect as the camera pushed in, “ Are going back in time.”

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Part II

Part IV (Spencer/Gabe)

Part IV (B) (Nathan/Will)

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